I'm not even going to make small talk. It's not what I'm "about".
Let's hit it:
PINK
Brilliant. Badass. Wet.
Unbeliveablyfreakinawesome.
As for the look:
I loved the costume and the reveal.
I love (LOVE!) the platinum-grey hair and crop.
Love the makeup, rhinestones, and Minx'd nails.
A+ x 100
Lady Gaga
Sister gets her own post coming up in, as Ara says, "a few whiles".
Lea Michele
So far, this girl has shown only class and impeccable taste.
Not to mention the amazing cheekbones, eyes, brows, makeup and hair!
Katy Perry
Love the understated, soft (from afar) makeup with the cool pop of yellow,
the gorgeous dress, and even the bindi.
Carrie Underwood
Eat a sammich.
Dial down the false lashes.
Beyonce
Ridiculous. What's with the frozen pose?
The ginormous earrings? The odd cleavage?
The really, really ugly-ass dress?
The sharply outlined dark eye?
Too much going on!
The only interesting thing about Beyonce was the
sparkling strands in the hair, which didn't go with the
rest of the look but were pretty rad.
Oh, the long gold Minx aren't my style, but Minx rock.
Rihanna
Adore.
I love the frosty white eyes, the lovely spiky lashes,
the mohawk (finally the hair makes more sense!),
the feathers, the saucy attitude.
I don't love the cut of the dress, but overall it worked.
Jennifer Lopez
I do not understand the dress, but I still kinda like it. Ya know?
Otherwise, she looked pretty J-Lo. Like we expect J-Lo to look.
Every time.
It's good, but not surprising.
Ke$ha
Ok, we get it kid. You're a renegade.
The crazy makeup though... every time? Really?
It just looks smudged on there, too, which is less than cute.