The Ninja can only imagine the conversation at China Glaze headquarters (which she pictures as being a giant castle full of magicians and cool bubbling vats of color):
Magician: We made a new smoky plum shade.
Bottle Namer: Sounds perfect for that new collection coming out in the Fall!
Magician: Um... whatever.
Bottle Namer: The whole collection has a random vintage theme that's not terribly clear-cut, so we can throw anything at it as long as the color is Fall-ish. Now, if only I could come up with a name...
Magician: Whatever, dude. *wipes paint off of hands onto pants*
Bottle Namer: Bogie!
Magician: Whatev--- Wait. What? Like a booger?
Bottle Namer: Huh? Ew, gross. No! Like Bogie and Becall. You're nasty.
Magicial: Um... that's what we call it in England.
Bottle Namer: We're not in England. No one will notice. Trust me.
and SCENE
Regardless, Bogie is a sultry, dusky plum shade with eensey amethyst microshimmer and maybe some eensier silver. Very gorgeous, very easy to apply, very opaque in two glorious coats.
Magician: We made a new smoky plum shade.
Bottle Namer: Sounds perfect for that new collection coming out in the Fall!
Magician: Um... whatever.
Bottle Namer: The whole collection has a random vintage theme that's not terribly clear-cut, so we can throw anything at it as long as the color is Fall-ish. Now, if only I could come up with a name...
Magician: Whatever, dude. *wipes paint off of hands onto pants*
Bottle Namer: Bogie!
Magician: Whatev--- Wait. What? Like a booger?
Bottle Namer: Huh? Ew, gross. No! Like Bogie and Becall. You're nasty.
Magicial: Um... that's what we call it in England.
Bottle Namer: We're not in England. No one will notice. Trust me.
and SCENE
Regardless, Bogie is a sultry, dusky plum shade with eensey amethyst microshimmer and maybe some eensier silver. Very gorgeous, very easy to apply, very opaque in two glorious coats.
This polish was provided for consideration by the company's pr firm.
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