Vicky,
It's been awhile since we last spoke. I'm sorry it has to be in these circumstances that we must reconnect, but I needed to contact you about the recent pictures of you and the fam in Cannes.
Darling, what the hell?
You know you can't do this kind of shit on the cheap, luvvie. If ya'll are having a financial "downtime" I completely understand (my husband's soccer career has certainly not brought in the money I had hope it would). But when you go to the lady in the strip mall for your extensions and color, you're going to get what you paid for. I mean honestly, Poshie! She's only got one good eye, after all. You can't hold that against her, but I can hold this look against you. You're supposedly a style icon. A trendsetter. A freakin' fashion hero!
This hairdo is for the birds.
Fix it. If you can't afford the good shit, go to Great Clips and ask for "The Posh". They'll give you a great angled bob that will probably look good on you.
Air kisses!
*jen