All righty, ya'll. It's time to talk about the elephant in the room: busted feet.
It's summer. You shouldn't be wearing boots or kneesocks on the regular. It's time to be brave and bare your soles.
For the purpose of this post, I've qualified Feet into four categories according to Their Level of Busted-nessTM.
Level 1: Princess Feet (as smooth as the day you were born)
Level 2: Just Feet (maybe a tad rough in the heel area, but not too bad)
Level 3: Jacked Up (pretty damn bad, but potentially salvageable)
Level 4: Wrecked (most of the people in this category think they can't be helped and just skipped to another blog, shaking in fear and self-loathing)
A quick note to Level 1's: Maybe you're blessed with those baby soft feet that never look bad. Maybe you've got a standing appointment with a fabulous pedicure-ist. If you are one of these types, you're excused. Go on and read some of the pithy and genius things I've previously written. This post is for the rest of us.
To read about how to fix your situation, keep reading.